Scissors, tape, and a clock

I think I should write down the lessons I've learned in the past few days, lest I forget them due to being over jetlagged.

1. Do not do two hours of yardwork before getting on a 10 hour flight. If so, you will have T-I-G-H-T hamstrings.
   
2. Japanese jetlag cancels out Spainish jetlag.
   
3. Bus companies which charge 1,85 EURO on their airport bus and only 1,10 for all their other city busses are very smart.
4. Dying hair at 2 am because you are bored with your town and hate your life is never a good idea.
5. Dying hair at 2 am with non-permanent dye--because you are bored with your town and hate your life--is a fabulous idea.