Scene: I'm volunteering at my community radio station. There are a number of people pitching in to help with this quarter's mailing, including two high school girls from the urban league. They are in this cool program in which they learn all about radio, from producing beats to internet broadcast. One girl, C., is 15.
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
C: Well, either a elementary school teacher or a lawyer.
Me: Why do you want to be an elementary school teacher?
C: I really like kids.
Me: Why do you want to be a lawyer?
C: I really like Law & Order.
ARGHHHH!!!! TV SHOW WITH HOT CHICKS PROGRAMMING COMPUTERS NEEDED BADLY. ABC, PLEASE RESPOND.