Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Awesome functions

Over the phone, the boyfriend and I laugh at horrible research proposals.

Me: I think I'll work on writing a "Do-Over" system, so that when something bad happens in the computer, it will just do it over, and everything will be fine.

Bf: I'm going to write a "No Take-backs" function that will increase security of a system and enforce safety protocols.

Me: I'm going make a "Triple-Dog-Dare" function that will cancel out your "No Take-backs" function.


Matthew said...

How about a "Punch Buggy" function where the computer hits you in the arm every time you go to a website with a volkswagon on it.

FemaleCSGradStudent said...

Good function! This function would definitely have to take a region parameter so that it returns "Punch Buggy" in Florida and "Slug Bug" in Oregon.

lost clown said...

I love the triple-dog-dare-you function