I have this saying, "I want to take him home and wrap him in a blanket." I said that once about my boyfriend's advisor, and he almost spit out the microbrew he was drinking. I've never been very good with colloquialisms, and was once heard saying, "That really blows my boat" in some weird mix of "toots my horn" and "floats my boat." I imagine this problem is genetic, since my mom often told me things like, "That guy couldn't pour piss out of a boot." As a kid, I always wondered how the piss got there in the first place.
In an effort to explain what I mean when I say it: I want to take him home and wrap him in a blanket.
My new favorite thing.